3 panel comic. Panel 1: A Scotsman covered in woad (think Braverheart) stands with his sword upraised. Behind him are other armed Scotsmen. Scotsman: The English eat dick! Panel 2: A redcoat sergeant and captain are eating Spotted Dick out of a can. Sergeant: They got us there, Sir. Captain: Oh, well. Panel 3: Same, a cannon and cannon crew. Captain: Fire the cannon.